I want to appear offline in real life
I have never read anything more stunningly accurate.
this is why we need more invisibility cloaks
(via srslytomdaley)
Horrible
hilariousaccidental pun in my history exam;“Henry VIII’s marriage to Catherine Howard was cut short in February 1542”
I am a terrible person
No you’re not a bad person, that’s nothing worth losing your head over.
It was a decent enough pun, but a lack-luster execution.
Nice job, guys. I’m laughing my head off.
oMG WHAT IS HEIR?????
I’m never going to escape this text post
(via no-tan-not-am-isnt-there)
“For me, ‘Dog Days’ symbolizes apocalyptic euphoria, chaotic freedom and running really, really fast with your eyes closed”
(via chcharlie)











